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kid:  dad whats a 69
dad:  well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

princeowl:

I LOVE THE VIDEO GAME BIOSHOKC BECAUSE YOU CAN SHOOT BEES OUT OF YOUR HANDS