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So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:  
Sandwich Artist:  Who's that guy?
Me:  Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:  I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:  No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:  oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.


the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut



when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something


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when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person