victoriarafaelis:

isolateed:

spot the difference (sam pepper vs. pepper AHS):

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why you gotta do pepper like that

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

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stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

true-fae:

gaywerewolflady:

holy shit
thesassylorax:

theannieplanet:

godotal:

Scooby Doo’s new look is just horrible.

scooby dooby doo the fuck they do to you

All the years of mystery solving has clearly gotten to him. Scooby’s mental health has drained and deteriorated affecting his physical health. Scooby Snacks can only do so much get this dog some fuckin’ stress relief already.

thesassylorax:

theannieplanet:

godotal:

Scooby Doo’s new look is just horrible.

scooby dooby doo the fuck they do to you

All the years of mystery solving has clearly gotten to him. Scooby’s mental health has drained and deteriorated affecting his physical health. Scooby Snacks can only do so much get this dog some fuckin’ stress relief already.

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

sugarkisslove:

proudlyinsane:

magnificenthoofbeasts:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Is it bad that I actually want to go into one of these just to see how it feels?

ALRIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOCK PITS
THERE IS A ROPE THAT YOU SWING OFF TO DIVE INTO THIS THING BUT FUCK THE ROPE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ONLY DUMPS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE KID THIS WAS TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS DEEP TO AN ADULT, WHEN YOU’RE FOUR FEET TALL FALLING INTO THIS THING IS ESSENTIALLY GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO FLOOR YOU JUST SINK UNTIL YOU FALL OUT THE OTHER END INTO HELL OR THE VOID OR MIDDLE EARTH, NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE NO ONE SURVIVES. THIS IS WHERE THEY SENT YOU AS ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT IN GYMNASTICS. LITTLE SALLY JUST PUSHED SAMMY OFF A BAR YOU SAY? LITTLE SALLY HAS TO GO SIT IN THE BLOCK PIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID ON HER WAY DOWN.

I remember the first time I jumped into one and I honestly thought there was no way I would ever get out and how embarrassing it would be when 911 had to be called to come help.

sugarkisslove:

proudlyinsane:

magnificenthoofbeasts:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Is it bad that I actually want to go into one of these just to see how it feels?

ALRIGHT LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING ABOUT THE BLOCK PITS

THERE IS A ROPE THAT YOU SWING OFF TO DIVE INTO THIS THING BUT FUCK THE ROPE BECAUSE THAT SHIT ONLY DUMPS YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT WHICH IS NOT WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE KID THIS WAS TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS DEEP TO AN ADULT, WHEN YOU’RE FOUR FEET TALL FALLING INTO THIS THING IS ESSENTIALLY GETTING SUCKED INTO THE PITS OF HELL BECAUSE THERE IS NO ESCAPE THERE IS NO FLOOR YOU JUST SINK UNTIL YOU FALL OUT THE OTHER END INTO HELL OR THE VOID OR MIDDLE EARTH, NO ONE KNOWS BECAUSE NO ONE SURVIVES. THIS IS WHERE THEY SENT YOU AS ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT IN GYMNASTICS. LITTLE SALLY JUST PUSHED SAMMY OFF A BAR YOU SAY? LITTLE SALLY HAS TO GO SIT IN THE BLOCK PIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE DID ON HER WAY DOWN.

I remember the first time I jumped into one and I honestly thought there was no way I would ever get out and how embarrassing it would be when 911 had to be called to come help.

gamefanatics:

This is what happens if you fail to make any team on NBA 2K15.

gamefanatics:

This is what happens if you fail to make any team on NBA 2K15.