I THANK YOU FOR SWORDFISH
Press them gently but does not work
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Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.
*the more you know*
It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute.
Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.
This one’s actually for disemboweling. And it’s adorable.
The cutest murder machines ever.
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Newt’s masterpiece has been an approved textbook at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ever since its publication and must take a substantial amount of credit for our students’ consistently high results in Care of Magical Creatures examinations – yet it is not a book to be confined to the classroom. No wizarding household is complete without a copy of Fantastic Beasts, well thumbed by the generations who have riffled its pages in search of the best way to rid the lawn of Horklumps, interpret the mournful cries of the Augurey, or cure their pet Puffskein of drinking out of the toilet. — Albus Dumbledore, Foreword
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Reblog with the District that you would live in if Panem was real. I wanna see how far this actually goes lol
i’m in pennsylvania & district 12 ayyyy
District 12… yay…
I’m in District 12… * utters a tiny ” woo ” *
District two woo
IM AN UNDERWATER FUCKING MERMAID
district 8 does clothes shit so ye
I’m in Australia, so I guess that means I’m underwater!